Points to Ponder


	Bite Me \| home Points to Ponder Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? What's another word for thessaurus? What's another word for synonym? What happened to the first 6ups? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? If cops hang out at donut shops, why don't bakers hang out at police stations? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Why do they report power outages on TV? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors? If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Why do you have a pair of underwear but just one bra? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with! Why are wise men and wise guys different? When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist, but a person who drives race cars is not called a racist? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Do Romans refer to IV's as 4's? If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holand called"Holes"? Why is it that if someone says there are a billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you the wall has wet paint you have to touch it to make sure? When someone asks you, "a penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? If a turtle lost it's shell, would it be homeless or naked? If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil in the world, why is it still #2? What's the speed of dark? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? How do they get deer to cross at those little yellow signs? Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor if you can't drink and drive? Why are there Braille signs on drive up ATMs? Why are there handicapped parking spaces in front of skating rinks? When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? If an orange is orange, then why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remane silent? Why do they lock gas station restrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? What would chairs look like if chairs were backwards? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose? Why do banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the counters? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? *If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?