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Things That Piss Me Off
This world sucks. I know it, you know it. Here is a list of things that just piss the HELL out of me.
*Teenyboppers - The world would be so much better without them.
*Boy Bands - They can't play instruments, they can't sing for shit, and they wear gay ass clothes. Nuff said.
*Hypocrites - I hate it when people say one thing and do another.
* Guys who leave the toilet seat open - They have serious problems. I mean, how hard is it to put the toilet seat down? It's not like you can strain a muscle or anything!
*Capris - Who the hell was stupid enough to invent a cross between pants and shorts?
*Perky people - The world isn't a happy place so wipe that fucking smile off your face. You know who you are.
*Annoying phone sales people who can't pronounce your fucking name -Nuff said.
*Annoying phone sales people who ask for my dad - He's dead dammit! How many times do I have to tell them before they get it?
*"Skateboarding is not a Crime" patches - No one ever said skateboarding was a crime!!!