Misc. Teenybopper hatred

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Teenyboppers suck. 'Nuff said.

"The Backstreet Boys choreograph everything they do-even the sex they have with each other"-Tom Delounge, Blink 182

"These pants are so tight it feels like I'm having sex with myself" - Justin of N'SYNC

"At least Madonna, Whitney Huston and Celine Dion have talent even without the hype. In five years, I'd say, we're much more likely to see Britney in the pages of Penthouse than Billboard." ~John Franklin from Minnetonka, Minnesota

"Nickelodeon was upset that Britney Spears appeared bra-less at the Kids Choice awards. Hell, the way she's headed they're lucky she wore anything!" ~Entertainment Weekly

'What do grown-ups think 'N Sync will be doing in 10 years?'

10%- Beggin to be a trivial pursuit answer

15%- Reunion/Comeback tour

33%- Suing for missing millions

57%-Cleaning pools

- Entertainment Weekly

"If I had a monkey, I'd be too busy playing with it to write a song about it." -Taylor Hanson

"And another thing, Hanson blows." -Donald Trump

"I think they're the tools of the Devil...I'm scared of those boys." -Marilyn Manson on Hanson

"I gotta take a shit pretty bad... I'll sit on this toilet, I'm not feeling too good. (Light fart)... That wasn't anything... (Louder fart) Look! I shitted out a Spice Girl!...Oh shit, I think I'm going to flush this fucking whore right down the damn toilet! (Flushing sound) Stupid fucking whore!...The Spice Girls are a bunch of fucking hookers and they should get fucked by everybody!... I gotta take another shit now, hold up... (Straining/grunting sound, then a fart) Let's try that one more time... (Pooping/shitting/moaning sound)... Holy shit! Look I shit out the Hanson twins!... (Crowd laughs) How many of you motherfuckers like these little homosexual Hansons?.. You think I should flush this little bastard?...Well it's on...(Flushing sound) Fuck the Spice Girls and Fuck Hanson!" -Limp Bizkit

These are actual quotes said by Ms. Spears herself:

(After Rosie O'Donnel asks her about the SATs) "I did [take them], in 7th grade."

Rosie: "Really?? In 7th grade?"

Brit: "Yah, it was like, for the gifted kids."

Rosie: "What was your score?"

Brit: "Um, I think like a 7?"

Rosie: "Out of 1600? Honey, I think you mean the ACTs!"

Brit: "OH!! That's what I meant! the ACTs!!"

(When asked if she liked Eminem)"Yeah, I like THEM, THEY are pretty cool".

(In response to "What is the best thing about being famous?")"Well I love clothes and food, so probably getting free clothes and food! That's the best!"

"So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants...all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself, and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing...the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..."

"I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller, too."

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

"...me and my friends used to turn on the radio and sing and be stupid"

[When asked what drives her crazy] "When people blow sunshine up your butt!"

“Oh, I love the Spice Girls, yeah, yeah. I just like their whole, you know...”

“I should be able to flaunt my femininity. Sometimes I want to show off more cleavage but the record company don’t like me drawing attention to my breasts because of the rumors, which is bad.”

“Well, like, I have a cell phone and it’s really dangerous.”

“The microphone headset is messing up my hair!!!”

“I love going to Florida to chill out - but when I want to be stupid, LA is the perfect place.”

"I listen to NSYNC's 'Tearin Up My Heart' because it reminds me to wear a bra."


	Bite Me \| home Misc. Teenybopper hatred Teenyboppers suck. 'Nuff said. "The Backstreet Boys choreograph everything they do-even the sex they have with each other"-Tom Delounge, Blink 182 "These pants are so tight it feels like I'm having sex with myself" - Justin of N'SYNC "At least Madonna, Whitney Huston and Celine Dion have talent even without the hype. In five years, I'd say, we're much more likely to see Britney in the pages of Penthouse than Billboard." ~John Franklin from Minnetonka, Minnesota "Nickelodeon was upset that Britney Spears appeared bra-less at the Kids Choice awards. Hell, the way she's headed they're lucky she wore anything!" ~Entertainment Weekly 'What do grown-ups think 'N Sync will be doing in 10 years?' 10%- Beggin to be a trivial pursuit answer 15%- Reunion/Comeback tour 33%- Suing for missing millions 57%-Cleaning pools - Entertainment Weekly "If I had a monkey, I'd be too busy playing with it to write a song about it." -Taylor Hanson "And another thing, Hanson blows." -Donald Trump "I think they're the tools of the Devil...I'm scared of those boys." -Marilyn Manson on Hanson "I gotta take a shit pretty bad... I'll sit on this toilet, I'm not feeling too good. (Light fart)... That wasn't anything... (Louder fart) Look! I shitted out a Spice Girl!...Oh shit, I think I'm going to flush this fucking whore right down the damn toilet! (Flushing sound) Stupid fucking whore!...The Spice Girls are a bunch of fucking hookers and they should get fucked by everybody!... I gotta take another shit now, hold up... (Straining/grunting sound, then a fart) Let's try that one more time... (Pooping/shitting/moaning sound)... Holy shit! Look I shit out the Hanson twins!... (Crowd laughs) How many of you motherfuckers like these little homosexual Hansons?.. You think I should flush this little bastard?...Well it's on...(Flushing sound) Fuck the Spice Girls and Fuck Hanson!" -Limp Bizkit These are actual quotes said by Ms. Spears herself: (After Rosie O'Donnel asks her about the SATs) "I did [take them], in 7th grade." Rosie: "Really?? In 7th grade?" Brit: "Yah, it was like, for the gifted kids." Rosie: "What was your score?" Brit: "Um, I think like a 7?" Rosie: "Out of 1600? Honey, I think you mean the ACTs!" Brit: "OH!! That's what I meant! the ACTs!!" (When asked if she liked Eminem)"Yeah, I like THEM, THEY are pretty cool". (In response to "What is the best thing about being famous?")"Well I love clothes and food, so probably getting free clothes and food! That's the best!" "So many people have asked me how I could possibly be a role model and dress like a tramp and get implants...all I have to say is that self-esteem is how you look at yourself, and I feel good enough about myself so wear that kind of clothing...the breast implant issue has nothing to do with that..." "I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller, too." "Where the hell is Australia anyway?" "...me and my friends used to turn on the radio and sing and be stupid" [When asked what drives her crazy] "When people blow sunshine up your butt!" “Oh, I love the Spice Girls, yeah, yeah. I just like their whole, you know...” “I should be able to flaunt my femininity. Sometimes I want to show off more cleavage but the record company don’t like me drawing attention to my breasts because of the rumors, which is bad.” “Well, like, I have a cell phone and it’s really dangerous.” “The microphone headset is messing up my hair!!!” “I love going to Florida to chill out - but when I want to be stupid, LA is the perfect place.” "I listen to NSYNC's 'Tearin Up My Heart' because it reminds me to wear a bra."