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Fucked up Lyrics
All the teenybopper songs we all know and hate now have new lyrics for our pure enjoyment.
MmmSocks

Mmmbop
I've got clean socks
Do you have clean socks?
Like me
Yeahy yeah
Mmmbop
If you don't you better use Clorox
You better use Clorox
Like me
Clorox rocks!



Remake of the Thong Song

The Fat Song

oo that gut so scandalous
and you know a girdle cant even handle it
eaten that home like who is this
with a look in her eyes like she see some fish
she like to eat at the buffet spots
she will eat everything even crumblet drops
not just crumblets she ate a pot
she was eat'in chalupa loca

she eat chicken by the truck truck truck
hams like what what what
baby tuck your gut gut gut
i think i'll sing it again
she eat chicken by the truck truck truck
hams like what what what
all night long

you'll never fit a thonnnnnng.

I hate it when your gut goes
bla blup bla blup
I hate it when your flab goes
what up what up
fat a** need to do some
chin ups sit ups
I bet not see you in a thong thong thong thong thong..


I want you dead

I want you dead It's hard to say goodbye now,
 It's hard to make the funeral schedule,
A lesson I've learned too fast for sure,
So don't hang up the rope now
I'm trying to figure out just what to do
 I'm going crazy hanging you
you're all I ever wanted
 you're all I ever needed
 so tell me what to do now
when I want you dead.
Baby, I remember,
 the way you used to look at me inside
So that's why I'm killing you tonight
 I told you not to live now
 I said that the pain would be alright
 I didn't know then that you were dumb
chorus
You're the one I want
You're the one I need
Faggot, what can I do
chorus

The Boobie Song

Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right yeah
Oh boobies boobies
My breasts are completely full
And now my sweater's tight yeah
Surgery
I wanna be a size "d"
Bigger memories
I want them to show
Now oh because
Chorus: My my brand new breasts are killing me
And I
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Expand my breasts one more time
Oh baby baby
I got double D's it's true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies
Your so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
Golly
Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby
Barely wearing clothes
Now oh because
Chorus:
My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess
I paid for these
(paid for these)
I look 32
I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size