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Blonde Jokes
Blondes. I won't say all off them are ditzy cheerleaders, but most of them are. It's just so easy to make fun of them...
Q: Four blondes are driving in a minivan when it goes over a cliff. What's the tragedy of this story?
A: The minivan could've held eight blondes
Q: How do You get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant
Q: What will she ask?
A: Is it mine?
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the
first class section. The stewardess tells her she
must move to coach because she doesn't have a
first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm
blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm
staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks
the woman to leave and she says 'I'm blonde, I'm
smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardesses don't know what to do because
they have to get the rest of the passengers seated
to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-
pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat
in the coach section. The head stewardess asks
the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The
co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of
the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica'.
Q: Why don't they let blonde's work at the M&M factory?
A: Because they kept throwing away the W's
Q: Why did a mirror have six holes in it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself
Q: Why don't blondes drink kool-aid?
A: Because they can't figure out how to fit two cups of water into those tiny little packages
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month?
A: Because the package says "good for up to twenty pounds"
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: Because there's no "11" on the phone
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license?
A: Because she had an F in sex