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Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a happy meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*Dumber than a box of hair
*Body of Fishel, Brain of Mattel
*Slinky's Kinked
*Sky light leaks a little
*About as sharp as a marble
*Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
*Strong like bear... Smart like tractor
*Reciever is off the hook
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*One fruit loop short of a whole bowl
*The wheel's spinning but the hampster is dead
*He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down